1. Katherine drank amazing espresso on barge in Italy, Etna erupted (up close and personal), and glorious treasures were revealed (we won't talk about the people who died for those treasures - this is a happy montage).
2. Kingdoms fell, there was much rejoicing (and staring), and then - wham! - she exploded.
3. Katherine's feeling pretty good right now. She ca still move around but sometimes has shortness of breath and a little light-headedness. Turning over in bed (you know, in an attempt to find any comfortable position) is painful at best. Favorite outfit at present - giant tee-shirt from 7th grade, pajama pants, and slippers. Favorite food - dairy. Favorite... hey now, mind your own damn business.
You see, she still has a sense of humor burried beneath layers of psychosis. One little subliminal message may send her into a killing rampage, but her friend will defend her, have no fear.
Next time on Slinging the Stone, What Katherine Could Really Use If You've Got Money To Throw Away.
