It's a simple request: suffer as much or more than I do. Don't tell me you're having a good day. Don't tell me to cheer up. I don't want to be happy today - I want you to be miserable.
I was not paid for 2 hours of work this month AND the office lady who is supposed to buy kitchen stuff had the nerve to say I didn't tell her to order more hot chocolate weeks ago. What kind of crap is that? This is me we're talking about. That hot chocolate box wasn't empty 5 minutes and I was in her office with the news. Lunatics. I work with lunatics.
However, Michele is brilliant. Misabelchela for a baby name? It made me laugh. I enjoyed the laugh. And because of her brilliance, I've fixed the settings and you should all be able to post comments. If you irritate me, though, I will block you all and you can suffer my rantings in silence, festering inside until your ass twitches!
Monday, January 22, 2007
Saturday, January 20, 2007
#2
Common question: What's it feel like when the baby kicks?
Doesn't get any tougher than this one really. How to describe something when there's no equivalent? It's kind of like an upset stomach (you know, gassy) but more centralized and more persistant and more like someone is touching your organs from the inside. Clarifies things a bit, eh?
For those looking for a little more excitement in this blog, next time I'll talk about one of the following: work not paying me for overtime, recipes for a healthy pregnancy, or (if you're really lucky) the lovely smells the cats create in the bathroom. Oh yeah baby! Post your votes here!
Doesn't get any tougher than this one really. How to describe something when there's no equivalent? It's kind of like an upset stomach (you know, gassy) but more centralized and more persistant and more like someone is touching your organs from the inside. Clarifies things a bit, eh?
For those looking for a little more excitement in this blog, next time I'll talk about one of the following: work not paying me for overtime, recipes for a healthy pregnancy, or (if you're really lucky) the lovely smells the cats create in the bathroom. Oh yeah baby! Post your votes here!
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Starting Out Random
I make no promises.I doubt highly I will keep this blog up-to-date.
I certainly won't write anything fascinating.
And if you think this constitutes keeping in touch, I'll take advantage of you.
Outside my window: snow; cold, bored couples taking pictures; police on ATVs?
On my walk to/from work: buses sliding to and fro; car driving the wrong way down a one way street; people huddled around bus stops looking, always looking, up the block.
#of people at work when I arrived: 0
# of people at work when I left: 0
Baby Update: Midwife says I'm healthy and the baby is in a good position with a good heartbeat.
John Update: No fish caught last weekend but it was beautiful out and they saw lots of wildlife; online gaming very much like that South Park episode (except for the gross parts - well, most of them); working long, hard hours and hating rollers.
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