Common question: What's it feel like when the baby kicks?
Doesn't get any tougher than this one really. How to describe something when there's no equivalent? It's kind of like an upset stomach (you know, gassy) but more centralized and more persistant and more like someone is touching your organs from the inside. Clarifies things a bit, eh?
For those looking for a little more excitement in this blog, next time I'll talk about one of the following: work not paying me for overtime, recipes for a healthy pregnancy, or (if you're really lucky) the lovely smells the cats create in the bathroom. Oh yeah baby! Post your votes here!
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recipe #1: for navigating stairs
don't fall down!
recipe #2: when gripped by insane craving for olive flavored marshmallows
stick lower lip out slightly, bat eyelashes at baby-daddy, explain in tear-choked voice how ultimately this is HIS fault because it's HIS sperm.
recipe #3: for picking a baby name
determine favorite gender-specific cousin (let me help you, it's michele) and model name after favorite cousin as a tribute. suggestions: michaela, roshelle (this combines rose AND michele), or misabelchela (i think you see how that is so much better than just plain isabella).
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